12/30/2005
What Flavor of Crazy is Your Boss?
I've taken a few minutes to outline some Toxic Bosses. Which one do you work for?
The Doctor Manager: Manages you on a cellular level
The CSI Manager: Manages your DNA
The Construction Manager: Always throws roadblocks in your path
The Tazmanian Devil Manager: Whips through the office like a tornado and un-does all your hard work in seconds
The Sociopath Manager: My bat-$#%@-crazy manager
The Narcissistic Manager: Demands the red-carpet treatment while getting the morning coffee
The Martyr Manager: Works 22 out of 24 hours a day… how come you don’t?
The Jell-O Manager: Spineless
The Frustrated School Teacher Manager: Tells you where to put your commas
The Robot Manager: Since it isn’t human, it has no feelings and shows no emotions
The Blamethrower Manager: It’s always your fault… regardless of whether you can prove otherwise
The Venus Fly Trap Manager: Interesting to look at, but will swallow you whole if you get too close
Attila the Manager: Will storm in and beat you to the ground and expect you to genuflect
The 3rd Reich Manager: Annihilates all employees who report to him.
The Doctor Manager: Manages you on a cellular level
The CSI Manager: Manages your DNA
The Construction Manager: Always throws roadblocks in your path
The Tazmanian Devil Manager: Whips through the office like a tornado and un-does all your hard work in seconds
The Sociopath Manager: My bat-$#%@-crazy manager
The Narcissistic Manager: Demands the red-carpet treatment while getting the morning coffee
The Martyr Manager: Works 22 out of 24 hours a day… how come you don’t?
The Jell-O Manager: Spineless
The Frustrated School Teacher Manager: Tells you where to put your commas
The Robot Manager: Since it isn’t human, it has no feelings and shows no emotions
The Blamethrower Manager: It’s always your fault… regardless of whether you can prove otherwise
The Venus Fly Trap Manager: Interesting to look at, but will swallow you whole if you get too close
Attila the Manager: Will storm in and beat you to the ground and expect you to genuflect
The 3rd Reich Manager: Annihilates all employees who report to him.
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Postal Pete Says...
Pied Piper, it seems like you work for all of these types of managers. How could one boss fall under every single one of these categories? Hmmmm....there seems to be one category left out though...
"The poor manager who had no idea what hit her!"
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Pied Piper, it seems like you work for all of these types of managers. How could one boss fall under every single one of these categories? Hmmmm....there seems to be one category left out though...
"The poor manager who had no idea what hit her!"
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